WHY YOUR CAT NEEDS A CATNIP BANANA IMMEDIATELY
This is our official appeal to you regarding the catnip banana. Get it? Anyway this site is bananatown, please read on:
We have this awesome site called catstore.com and you’d think we could build this wonderful storefront to try to sell you every single cat thing possible, right? NO! We only will promote the best possible invention made for your cat of all time: the catnip banana. We could make a ton of money but honestly, we don’t care. We just want to let you know the epitome of feline entertainment awesomeness!
There are a lot of cat toys out there, but few truly compare to the catnip banana. See, even though cats don’t traditionally eat bananas, the banana is the perfect shape for a cat to hold and bunny kick. Cats love bunny kicking so why not give your meow cat a catnip banana now? I cannot stress strongly enough how awesome the catnip bananas are. Cats just go bananas for them. Bananas, bananas! Get it? Now go get it!
Ducky World makes some of the best, and they’re based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, which is obviously the epicenter of the finest and most potent catnip toys ever designed. The air here in Minneapolis has the scent of catnip because of our catty city council so for catnip toys to be effective in this market they have to be extra potent. This is why we recommend this only toy.
Another funny thing is that many cat toys are designed for kittens or otherwise small cats. The banana is truly a toy for cats of all ages, kitten through adult. Many adult cats that sniff and walk away from traditional cat toys just go bonkers around catnip bananas. Maybe because they’re yellow? Who knows.
Do not give your cat real bananas because most cats hate them. That and they go bad quickly! Catnip bananas both last longer and are much more lovable for cats. Remember to take any wrappers or plastic hooks off the catnip banana before delivering it to your meow cat.
If you do not believe us, watch the videos below to see cats going crazy! Then buy a catnip banana for your cat.