We could try to sell you everything cat-related but honestly the best thing for your cat is the catnip banana. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-497738-13"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @catstore)http://catstore.com/<p>This is our official appeal to you regarding the catnip banana. Get it? Anyway this site is bananatown, please read on:</p> <p>We have this awesome site called <b>catstore.com</b> and you’d think we could build this wonderful storefront to try to sell you every single cat thing possible, right? <b>NO!</b> We only will promote the best possible invention made for your cat of all time: <b>the catnip banana.</b> We could make a ton of money but honestly, we don’t care. We just want to let you know the epitome of feline entertainment awesomeness!</p> <p>There are a lot of cat toys out there, but few truly compare to the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000RX7OKO?ie=UTF8&tag=catstoremn-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B000RX7OKO">catnip banana</a>. See, even though <b>cats don’t traditionally eat bananas</b>, the banana is the perfect shape for a cat to hold and bunny kick. <b>Cats love bunny kicking</b> so why not give your meow cat a catnip banana now? I cannot stress strongly enough how awesome the catnip bananas are. Cats just go bananas for them. Bananas, bananas! Get it? Now go get it!</p> <p><a href="http://s4xton.com/1938/duckyworld-products-home-of-yeowww-catnip/">Ducky World</a> makes some of the best, and they’re based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, which is obviously the epicenter of the finest and most potent catnip toys ever designed. The air here in Minneapolis has the scent of catnip because of our catty city council so for catnip toys to be effective in this market they have to be <b>extra potent.</b> This is why we <b>recommend this only toy.</b></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyfp1mZLi41qz4wst.png"/></p> <p>Another funny thing is that many cat toys are designed for kittens or otherwise small cats. <b>The banana is truly a toy for cats of all ages, kitten through adult.</b> Many adult cats that sniff and walk away from traditional cat toys just go bonkers around catnip bananas. Maybe because they’re yellow? Who knows.</p> <p><b>Do not give your cat real bananas because most cats hate them.</b> That and they go bad quickly! Catnip bananas both last longer and are much more lovable for cats. Remember to take any wrappers or plastic hooks off the catnip banana before delivering it to your meow cat.</p> <p>If you do not believe us, watch the videos below to see cats going crazy! Then buy a catnip banana for your cat.</p>http://catstore.com/post/410401287http://catstore.com/post/410401287Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:51:00 -0600<p><ul><li>Taste better than real bananas.</li> <li>Rugged for the strongest and most fierce cat activities: bunny kicking and biting.</li> <li>No fluff: it’s all a banana-sized portion of catnip!!!</li> <li>Curved for optimum satisfaction.</li> <li>It’s crack for cats! Still legal in all 50 states and all Canadian provinces.</li> <li>Yellow.</li> </ul></p>http://catstore.com/post/412746128http://catstore.com/post/412746128Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:00:00 -0600<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PpY28RLXCcY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This song is probably going over and over in your head with your cat mouthing the words: “Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana Banana Bananana BA-NA-NA!” Then a bunch of stuff in Japanese. WAIT LOOK AT THAT CAT GO NUTZ</p>http://catstore.com/post/412750746http://catstore.com/post/412750746Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:30:00 -0600<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pDe1iIik1OU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Check out that bunny kick with that catnip banana.</p>http://catstore.com/post/410347146http://catstore.com/post/410347146Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:24:00 -0600<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Z2sE9G2kC9w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Just bananas for the catnip banana. Bananatown!</p>http://catstore.com/post/410344890http://catstore.com/post/410344890Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:23:00 -0600<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZtwNDH5DYNI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Remember to take the tag any plastic tags or clips off your catnip banana first. My, is this cat very protective of its catnip bananas.</p>http://catstore.com/post/410343588http://catstore.com/post/410343588Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:22:00 -0600<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/T1hYatwjomU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Funny, that other cat has a catnip lemon! Look at them go nuts!</p>http://catstore.com/post/410342593http://catstore.com/post/410342593Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:22:00 -0600<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mQs4qwbizPA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Another dual-banana frenzy. Lots of bunny kicking here. Wait for it… wait for it… YES! A THIRD BANANA. Just wait, there’s more….</p>http://catstore.com/post/410339528http://catstore.com/post/410339528Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:20:00 -0600<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fmztG9_j_xg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is a sleeper that sounds like someone’s peeing in the background for a minute. Then you watch a cat eat for a minute. Then a helicopter comes… no wait, another cat! They’re thinking WHERE IS MY CATNIP BANANA??? Trust me, we’re all thinking that. But just hang tight until 3:25 when the catnip banana is discovered. These meowers completely start going to town when they start sniffing these suckers. Note that this one licks the heck out of it — I’ve seen cats leave a banana SOAKED.</p>http://catstore.com/post/410337346http://catstore.com/post/410337346Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:19:00 -0600<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b6e2Mt_43WY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Awe, super cute. Remember to take those plastic clips off though, folks! This silly cat takes just a few whiffs off of this sucker and it just wants to roll over.</p>http://catstore.com/post/410337715http://catstore.com/post/410337715Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:19:00 -0600<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3aHlolY36Rk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Bunny kick frenzy, folks!!!! The cameraperson can’t stop laughing.</p>http://catstore.com/post/410334841http://catstore.com/post/410334841Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:18:00 -0600<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/P12cigeouKA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This cat is in HEAVEN folks. Just sniffing this thing has this one going into outer space. Nice meow around the 31 second mark.</p>http://catstore.com/post/410335439http://catstore.com/post/410335439Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:18:00 -0600