February 2010
12 posts
WHY YOUR CAT NEEDS A CATNIP BANANA IMMEDIATELY
This is our official appeal to you regarding the catnip banana. Get it? Anyway this site is bananatown, please read on:
We have this awesome site called catstore.com and you’d think we could build this wonderful storefront to try to sell you every single cat thing possible, right? NO! We only will promote the best possible invention made for your cat of all time: the catnip banana. We could...
SIX REASONS CATNIP BANANAS ARE BEST
Taste better than real bananas.
Rugged for the strongest and most fierce cat activities: bunny kicking and biting.
No fluff: it’s all a banana-sized portion of catnip!!!
Curved for optimum satisfaction.
It’s crack for cats! Still legal in all 50 states and all Canadian provinces.
Yellow.
